Taxes

Question 1.. : What are you doing?
> Ans. : Business.
> Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
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> Question 2 : What are you doing in Business?
> Ans. : Selling the Goods.
> Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
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> Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods?
> Ans. : From other State/Abroad
> Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI
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> Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
> Ans. : Profit.
> Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
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> Question 5: How do you distribute profit ?
> Ans : By way of dividend
> Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
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> Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
> Ans. : Factory…
> Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
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> Question 7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
> Ans. : Yes
> Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
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> Question 8 : Do you have Staff?
> Ans. : Yes
> Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
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> Question 9 : Doing business in Millions?
> Ans. : Yes — Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
> Ans : No — Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
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> Question 10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from
> Bank?
> Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
> Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
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> Question 11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch
> & Dinner?
> Ans. : Hotel
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> Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
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> Question 12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
> Ans. : Yes
> Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
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> Question 13 : Have you taken or given any Service / (s)?
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> Ans. : Yes
> Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
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> Question 14 : How come you got such a Big Amount?
> Ans… : Gift on birthday.
> Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
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> Question 15.: Do you have any Wealth?
> Ans. : Yes
> Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
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> Question 16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where
> are you going?
> Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
> Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
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> Question 17 : Have you purchased House?
> Ans. : Yes
> Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
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> Question 18 : How you Travel?
> Ans. : Bus
> Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
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> Question 19.: Any Additional Tax?
> Ans. : Yes
> Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &
> SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX !!!
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> Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
> Ans. : Yes
> Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
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> 21) INDIAN : Can I die now??
> Ans :: Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax
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